[MUSIC PLAYING]

-What're you doing? Jigsaw puzzles?

-Charlie, what time is it?

-11:30

-New York?

-Hmm?

-I said, what time is it in New York?

-11:30

-At night?

-Mhm. Bulldog's just gone to press.

-Well, hooray for the Bulldog. Gee, 11:30. Shows are just getting up. People are going to nightclubs and restaurants. Course, we're different, because we live in a palace.

-Always said you wanted to live in a palace.

-Oh, a person could go crazy in this dump. Nobody to talk to, nobody to have any fun with.

-Susan--

-49,000 acres of nothing but scenary and statues. I'm lonesome!

-Just yesterday we had no less than 50 of your friends at any one time. I think if you look carefully in the west wing, Susan, you'll find about a dozen vacationers still in residence.

-You make a joke out of everything. Charlie, I want to go to New York. I'm tired of being a hostess. I want to have fun. Please, Charlie. Charlie, please!

-Our home is here, Susan. I don't care to visit New York.