[MUSIC - CHRISTINA AGUILERA, LIL'KIM, MYA, PINK, "LADY MARMALADE"]

-If life's an awful bore and living's just a chore, but we do 'cause death's not much fun. I've just the antidote, and though I mustn't gloat, at the Moulin Rouge, you'll have fun. So scratch that little niggle. Have a little wiggle. You know what you came here for. Whee! 'Cause we can can-can.

CROWD: 'Cause we can can-can.

ZIDLER: Or you can't, can't, can't.

CROWD: Yes, we can can-can.

ZIDLER: You can can-can.

CROWD: Shake that thing.

CROWD: (SINGING) Here we are now. Entertain us. We feel stupid and contagious.

-Got some dark desire? Love to play with fire? Why not let it rip? Live a little bit.

CROWD: (SINGING) Here we are now. Can, can, can. Entertain us. Can, can, can. Voulez-vous coucher-- can, can, can!

-Outside, it may be raining, but in here, it's entertaining.

CROWD: (CHEERING AND SINGING)

-'Cause we can can-can.

CROWD: Because we can can-can.

ZIDLER: 'Cause we can can-can.

CROWD: Can can-can.

ALL: Here we are now. Entertain us.

ZIDLER: Outside, things may be be tragic, but in here, we feel its magic.

[CHEERING]

The can-can.