Jack Donaghy: Special thanks to those joining us via simulcast, particularly you gentleman in the Tokyo office, I know it's late there. I don't know why you're wearing girls pajamas but I'm sure it's cultural. I'm here to address concerns regarding the acquisition of our company by Kable Town, with a K. This is an exciting time for NBC, not Seinfeld, Friends, ER exciting. More like, 3D episodes of Merlin exciting, but I believe this is a great opportunity for all of us, because Kable Town is a great company, even if it is from Philadelphia.

Liz Lemon: Go Eagles!

Jack Donaghy: How did you even get a snowball?

Liz Lemon: Philly rules! Cheesesteak, Bobby Clark, Will Smith! Your town sucks!

Jack Donaghy: You do not want this argument, Lemon. Boston is the greatest city in the world.

Liz Lemon: Boo.

Jack Donaghy: The Boston Tea Party, Boston cream pie, Boston Rob Mariano, birthplace of Benjamin Franklin.

Liz Lemon: Yeah then he looked around, realized it sucked and moved to Philadelphia. [grunts] Did you just whip a battery at me?

Man On Tv: Mr. Donaghy, I'm sorry, can we get back to the meeting?

Jack Donaghy: Of course, my apologies to our friends from the great city of Los Angeles.

[laughter]

Man On Tv: Hey, stop laughing. LA rules. Michael Bay, freeways, Lego Land.

Jack Donaghy: Before I