[DOOR CLOSES]
-Hmm.
[MADEA MAKES FRUSTRATED NOISES]
Are you OK?
-Girl, I don't know why I let you talk me into coming and doing this job. I ain't take my medicine this morning.
-What medicine?
-5 milligrams of don't-choke-that-ho. These customers getting ready-- ooh whoo. I'm feeling too good to get ready to maybe catch a case.
-I could spit.
-What's wrong with you?
-Lacey's not coming for Christmas.
-Pfft. Child, that ain't no problem. Children grow up. They don't want to come home sometimes.
-Something's wrong. Mm-mm.
-Eileen.
-What?
-I know that look in your eye. Don't go jumping to no conclusion.
-I don't jump to conclusions.
-Last time you went to the doctor, you had a rash. Walked up in there, told the man you had cancer and you was dying.
-Madea, many people in my family have died of cancer.
-I know your family.
-Yes, my grandmother.
-Got hit by a bus.
-But she had cancer. My Uncle Bayrod.
-Drowned.
-Because he had cancer.
-Eileen.
-What? Uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no. Something is wrong. Something is wrong with my child, and I'm going to find out what it is. She's down in that country, and I don't know what's going on. I haven't seen where she works, where she lives. It's just awful!
-Your daughter is grown. Leave her alone, honey. If she want to come home, she would come home. What you planning on doing?
-I'm going to go down there.
-I'd like to see that because you don't drive.
-You do.
-Child, I ain't going to no Alabama. Last time I was in Alabama, I was chained to Andy Young and Jesse Jackson.
-You marched?
-We weren't upright when we was marching. [LAUGHS]