JOHAN: Ooh, onions. Why are you masking your tears?

DRE: Does this have anything to do with Junior's new girlfriend?

JOHAN: What? Junior has a girlfriend? Wow, what a twist.

DRE: Hold on, wait a minute. Is it because she's white?

RAINBOW: Dre, you're delusional.

DRE: So you do see color!

RAINBOW: Dre, that's not who I am.

DRE: Or is it who you are? Please let it be who you are. Look, this is something that we could do together as we grow old.

RAINBOW: No!

DRE: You know, some couples, they have golf. We can mistrust white people together. [GASP] This could save our marriage. I'm getting so emotional.

JOHAN: I think we should really focus on Junior here. This is a huge moment. It should be celebrated. I mean wildly, joyously, ferociously celebrated. I'm trying to say he is not an easy sell. He wears a cape.

DRE: Hey, do not talk about my son's cape, OK? You are a grown man with bangs.

JOHAN: These are tendrils.

DRE: All right, look, Corbin Bleu is right. We should be celebrating this.

RAINBOW: OK. Well, unlike you, Dre, I'm not just going to celebrate any girl that Junior brings home. What if she's mean? What if she's dumb? What if they don't have anything in common?

[SPEAKING DOTHRAKI]

[SNIFFS]

RAINBOW: Megan. How'd you two meet?

MEGAN: I was actually coming down the hall when I noticed him. A couple of freshmen were trying to take his backpack.

JUNIOR: You should have seen Megan confront those girls. She was a--