Woman: You know, I am so tired of carrying this around in my head. And I'm even more tired of feeling guilty about it, especially since I haven't done anything wrong. This is probably going to hurt your feelings, but Pau and I have been hooking up. It started a few weeks ago-- you know, that night you hassled me about how you couldn't get in touch with me. You are so ridiculously needy sometimes. It drives me nuts.

I ran into Pau. And we got to talking. And let's face it, Pau is so hot. And one thing led to another, and it just happened. Of course, it happened a few other times, too. But that's just because Pau couldn't get enough of me.

You see, Pau doesn't put all this pressure on me to commit. I mean, where do you get off trying to plan my life? All this talk about being together forever and being soulmates-- I'm way too young to think like that. Yeah, I like you and love you and everything. But forever-- really?

I know you're probably all mad at me. And I could just hear you saying, how could you do this to me? How could you betray me? Hello, note to self-- you need to get a life. It's not like we're married or anything. I mean, I never told you that you couldn't sleep with other people, right?

You'll probably want to break up with me over this. But that would just be stupid. You know as well as I do that you've never had anyone as good as me. And you won't find anyone better. What you need to do is just have your little fuss and get over it. If you want to sleep with someone else for payback, whatever. That's fine.

But I do like being with you. And we've had some great times together. So I just hope you can get over this, and we can move on so we could start having fun again.