Frances Cole Jones
Don’t Work in a Goat’s Stomach
Frances Cole Jones, who holds a B.A. in English/creative writing from Connecticut College and an M.A. in liberal studies from New York University, is founder and president of Cole Media Management, a firm that focuses on improving clients’ communication skills. Jones has also published her own books: How to Wow: Proven Strategies for Presenting Your Ideas, Persuading Your Audience, and Perfecting Your Image (2008) and The Wow Factor: The 33 Things You Must (and Must Not) Do to Guarantee Your Edge in Today’s Business World (2010).
In the following excerpt from The Wow Factor, Jones discusses the types of workplace clutter that can get in the way of success on the job.
Vocabulary development
inevitably: always; regularly
hazmat: short for hazardous materials
hither and yon: from here to there
petri dish: a container used to grow bacteria
disproportionate: unusually large
cull: to reduce (in this case, cluttering items)
self-
prone to: likely to do; inclined toward
communal: shared
ficus: fig
whimsical: cute
aforementioned: previously mentioned
undermine: weaken
paraphernalia: personal belongings
stowed: stored
pristine: clean
intermittent: regular
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When I was working in the nine-
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Not surprisingly, the occupant of the messy office wasn’t with the company much longer.
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What I’ve learned since then is that my colleague had created a petri dish of the three kinds of recognized office clutter. As identified by psychologist Sam Gosling, they are “identity clutter”: photos of family, friends, pets, etc. that are designed to remind us we have a life outside the office; “thought and feeling regulators,” which are chosen to change our mood: squeezable stress balls, miniature Zen gardens,2 daily affirmation calendars;3 and “behavior residues” — old coffee cups, food wrappers, Post-
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The trouble with having a disproportionate number of these items in and around your office is that it sends a message to those around you that you are out of control. As one of my CEO clients said to me after we’d walked past his junior report’s disastrously messy office on the way to his company’s conference room, “Doesn’t she realize I notice — and care?”
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Now I’m not saying you can’t have a few personal items. And I am certainly not going to mandate, as one of my clients has done, what kinds of flowers you are allowed to receive. In that office, your loved ones can send you a white orchid. That’s it. But I am saying it’s important to choose carefully, cull frequently, and clean daily.
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In an effort to help you decide what stays and what goes, I have put together two lists: Remove Immediately and Keep Selectively. Given its urgency, let’s first look at those items I’d prefer you remove immediately.
Remove Immediately:
Keep Selectively:
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All this said, I do know that an office has to be worked in — and that worrying about keeping it pristine can, ultimately, detract from focusing on what you need to accomplish. For this reason, it can help to set aside fifteen minutes at the middle and end of each day to clear your desk/chairs/floor of any accumulated clutter. A principle applied by airlines and luxury bus lines, these intermittent sweeps help keep things from piling up.