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00:07 [ MAN #1 and MAN #2 stand at table with coffee and rolls] MAN #2: I messed up, I messed up. I forgot our first year anniversary, man.

00:10 MAN #1: You did what? How could you do something like that, are you crazy?

00:14 MAN #2: It happens, it happens.

00:16 MAN #1: That's like the big one. That's like the one that… whoa, mama. Okay, so --

00:21 MAN #2: Yeah, I need help.

00:22 MAN #1: Yeah, you need a lot of help. Okay, so we've got to think about what we can do to, like, try to appease her. She's a great woman.

00:31 MAN #2: She's perfect.

00:34 MAN #1: Oh, crap.

00:35 MAN #2: What do I do?

00:36 MAN #1: Okay, okay, just give me a minute here. Basically what you need to do is you need to say you're sorry. But that's just too convenient, too cheesy. You've got to do something more than that. You've got to do a number of things that are going to say you're sorry but without having you actually saying it. You know?

00:50 MAN #2: I like how you think, I like how you think. So what?

00:52 MAN #1: Okay, like, like, flowers. I know it's the oldest trick in the book, but I mean, you go, you buy her a bouquet of her favorite whatever. Lilies, dandelions, whatever it is.

01:01 MAN #2: Roses.

01:01 MAN #1: Roses, great. So you buy her roses.

01:03 MAN #2: Okay.

01:04 MAN #1: Okay, and then, what's her favorite food?

01:07 MAN #2: Anything.

01:08 MAN #1: Anything, okay, good. So can you cook?

01:09 MAN #2: She eats!

01:10 MAN #1: If you can cook, you can't cook –

01:12 MAN #2: I can deliver!

01:13 MAN #1: Okay, great. So you get the restaurant in town that has the best delivery, the best take-out that she likes, and you have that on her plate when she gets home.

01:22 MAN #2: Perfect, perfect, perfect.

01:24 MAN #1: Okay. Now, does she have a favorite song?

01:27 MAN #2: Yeah.

01:28 MAN #1: Well, what is it?

01:29 MAN #2: Something by Luther Vandross.

01:31 MAN #1: Okay, well, whatever. The point is you need to have that playing.

01:34 MAN #2: Okay.

01:34 MAN #1: Have that playing when she comes home. She'll be in the mood. You know, all these things, you kind of get where I'm going with this, right? This is all about her. It's all about you making her feel like she's the only woman in the universe.

01:50 MAN #2: She is. That's why I married her.

01:51 MAN #1: And that you're really, really, really sorry. Because you are, you are so sorry.

01:56 MAN #2: Oh, thanks! Thanks, thanks!

01:58 MAN #1: Yeah, you're welcome.

01:59 MAN #2: This had better work, this had better work.

02:02 MAN #1: Oh, it'll work.

02:03 MAN #2: I'm trusting you.

02:04 MAN #1: You just have to actually do it.

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