00:02: [TITLE] Expertise currency

00:06 [MAN and DAVID stand at a table with a plate of cookies] MAN: I'm telling you, it was Matt, it was Matt, it was Matt as --

00:09 [WOMAN enters and takes a cookie.] WOMAN: David, hey!

00:11 DAVID: Hey, how you doing?

00:11 WOMAN: Good.

00:12 DAVID: Good.

00:12 WOMAN: It's good to see you! [WOMAN exits.]

00:13 DAVID: Good to see you, too.

00:15 MAN: She did it again. She ignored me.

00:17 DAVID: What were you saying about Matt? He took your what?

00:19 DAVID: He took my parking space, but did you see her ignore me again?

00:21 [RACHEL enters.] RACHEL: Hey Dave, how's Friday?

00:23 DAVID: You know, I'm booked up through Wednesday. How's Thursday?

00:26 RACHEL: Thursday works.

00:27 DAVID: Okay, cool.

00:27 RACHEL: All right, I'll call you.

00:28 DAVID: See you then, bye.

00:29 MAN: [calls after RACHEL] Rachel! [pause] [to DAVID] Why do they keep speaking to you and acting like I'm not here? You've got some kind of new deodorant thing going on? You've got some new cologne or something? [leans in and smells DAVID]. No, you still stink.

00:42 DAVID: It's not my deodorant. It's not my cologne. It's tax season. I'm an accountant.

00:49 MAN: Oh!

00:49 DAVID: Yeeeees.

00:51 MAN: You think you could do my taxes, hook me up with a brother-man discount or something?

00:54 DAVID: Haha . . . no.

00:56 MAN: Well, fine then. I'll get my own classes and do my own taxes.

01:03 [TEXT ONSCREEN] Expertise currency: Power that comes from possessing specialized skills or knowledge.