-Hey, Derek.

-What's up, Liam?

-You going to come to the game with us?

-Yeah, I'm coming to the game with you. Let me just shoot my prop a sweet text about my Shakespeare pap, get that extension.

-Nice plan.

-Done.

-Disco.

-Hi, Carolyn.

-Hey, Herb. I was wondering if you could help me with this message I just got from one of my students. I can't seem to figure it out.

-Sure thing. I've actually become quite fluent in the language of the young people, OMG. Let me take a look. Hm, this is a tricky one. But I think I got it.

-Really? What does it say.

-Well, Carolyn, I'm afraid that you have received a booty call.