00:02 [TITLE] Evasion

00:07 [WOMAN #1 and WOMAN #2 sitting on couch] WOMAN #2: I have no idea what Mike has planned for our one-year anniversary on Saturday. Do you know?

00:14 WOMAN #1: What makes you think that I would know?

00:16 WOMAN #2: He didn't say anything the other night when we were all out to dinner and I went to the bathroom?

00:20 WOMAN #1: Did he say that he said something to me?

00:22 WOMAN #2: Oh, come on! He can't keep a secret. Are you kidding me?

00:25 WOMAN #1: True.

00:26 WOMAN #2: I'm amazed that he's kept it from me for this long. Just tell me. It's killing me.

00:30 WOMAN #1: He has plenty of friends. What makes you think that he would tell me?

00:33 WOMAN #2: I can see it on your face. You are just dying to tell me. Come on… bed and breakfast?

00:37 WOMAN #1: This is just my face, what?

00:40 WOMAN #2: Did he make reservations at a four-star restaurant?

00:43 WOMAN #1: Ooh, restaurant. I am starving. Can we go get something to eat?

00:46 WOMAN #2: Why are you skirting around the issue?

00:48 WOMAN #1: [coughs]

00:49 WOMAN #2: I just want to know what he has planned so I can plan something nice in return.

00:54 WOMAN #1: My throat is dry. I need a drink. [pantomimes choking]

00:58 WOMAN #2: You're terrible.

00:59 [TEXT ONSCREEN] Evasion: Highly abstract language that avoids specific details.