Introductions: Startling action and humor as attention getter

Gosh, Emilio, watch what you're doing! You know what? You need to get out of this chair right now cause this is my chair from now on. Look, it even has my name written on the back of it. So move—now! Wait, are you crying? Look everyone, he's crying! Oh my god! You know what? Maybe I should start calling you a crybaby! Crybaby, crybaby! By a show of hands, how many of you have been a bully or a victim of bullying in school?