FRED: Hi, I'm Fred Brock, director of Stereotype Trading. OK, students, time to divide yourself into logical categories. Are you ready to stereotype? OK, let's begin.

Everyone who cried during the "Titanic," move here. Next, people who think Carl Gauss is the greatest mathematician ever, move here. All righty, Ramones fans, move here.

New category, students who can talk intelligently about string theory, move to the right. OK, great. Now, all fans of televised ice dancing, move to the left.

PARTICIPANT: I'm sorry, but the Triple Salchow was the greatest achievement in sports history. So you're all crazy. I don't know what you're talking about. Triple Salchow, eat it up.